An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying: 一個阿拉伯學生發了封伊媚兒給他老爸, 說:
Dear Dad 親愛的爸爸,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB when all my teachers and many fellow students travel by train. 柏林很棒, 這裡的人很和善, 我很喜歡這裡, 可是我每天開著我那純金打造的法拉利599GTB上學時都感到有些不好意思, 因為老師和其他大多數同學都是搭火車上學的.
Your son, Nasser 兒子敬上
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad: 第二天老爸回信了:
My dear loving son我親愛的寶貝兒子:
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred to your account. Please stop embarrassing us. Go and get yourself a train too. 兩千萬美金已經轉進你的戶頭了, 拜託你別再給我們家丟人現眼, 快快也去給自己買一列火車吧!
<br>Regina Brett是美國俄亥俄州克里夫蘭最大報紙THE PLAIN DEALER的專欄作家,她曾經為了頌讚年華漸長,寫了「來自生活的45個心得」,廣受矚目並流傳,到2006年Regina快五十歲時她又增寫了5則;然而不知從何而起,許多email或網誌誤傳這些名句係出自九十歲的Regina Brett,儘管她已經澄清,<br><br><br><br>1. Life isn't fair, but it's still good.<br>人生是不公平的,但還是好得很.<br><br>2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.<br>懷疑的時候何妨為未來踏出一小步.<br><br>3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.<br>人生太短,短到來不及浪費時間去恨任何一個人.<br><br>4. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.<br>不要那麼嚴肅對待自己,沒有人會這樣對你的.<br><br>5. Pay off your credit cards every month.<br>每個月要付清你的信用卡.<br><br>6. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.<br>你不需要每一次都吵贏,同意你所不同意的.<br><br>7. Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.<br>找人一起哭,它比獨自啜泣更加療癒<br><br>8. It's OK to get angry with God. He can take it.<br>對上帝生氣沒有關係,祂受得了.<br><br>9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.<br>退休存款要從你第一次領薪水條開始.<br><br>10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.<br>提到巧克力,抗拒它是徒然的.<br><br>11. Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.<br>要和你的過去和解,這樣它不會搞砸你的當下<br><br>12. It's OK to let your children see you cry.<br>讓你的孩子看到你在哭沒有關係<br><br>13. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.<br>別拿自己的人生和他人做比較,你根本不清楚別人的經歷是怎麼一回事<br><br>14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.<br>如果一段親密關係需要偷偷摸摸,你根本就不應該涉入.<br><br>15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.<br>一眨眼的功夫什麼都會變,但是別擔心,上帝從來不眨眼.<br><br>16. Life is too short for long pity parties. Get busy living, or get busy dying.<br>短促的人生不夠用在冗長的哀悼,要忙著過活,或忙著就死<br><br>17. You can get through anything if you stay put in today.<br>若是今天你堅定不移,你就能渡過一切<br><br>18. A writer writes. If you want to be a writer, write.<br>作家寫作,如果想成為作家就寫吧<br><br>19. It's never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.<br>重拾快樂童年永不嫌晚,但這第二次只能靠你不能靠別人.<br><br>20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.<br>遇到你生命所愛來臨時,不要把「不」作為答案<br><br>21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion. Today is special.<br>點上蠟燭,用好的床單,穿上炫麗的內衣,不要在特殊時刻才用,今天就是特別的一天.<br><br>22. Overprepare, then go with the flow.<br>準備要過於周全,然後隨遇而安.<br><br>23. Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.<br>現在就隨興搞怪,不需要等上了年紀了才穿上大紫紅袍<br><br>24. The most important sex organ is the brain.<br>最重要的性器官是腦袋.<br><br>25. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.<br>除你之外沒人能主宰你的快樂.<br><br>26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words: "In five years, will this matter?"<br>把所謂的不幸用"五年後這還重要嗎?"這一句話框起來<br><br>27. Always choose life.<br>永遠選擇生活<br><br>28. Forgive everyone everything.<br>原諒每一個人每一件事.<br><br>29. What other people think of you is none of your business.<br>別人怎麼看你不干你的事.<br><br>30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.<br>時間會癒合幾乎每一件事,多給時間一些時間.<br><br>31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.<br>無論情況多好或多壞,它都會變的.<br><br>32. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.<br>生病的時候你的工作不會照顧你,而你的朋友會。要保持聯絡.<br><br>33. Believe in miracles.<br>相信奇蹟.<br><br>34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn't do.<br>上帝愛你是因為祂就是這樣,不是因為你做了什麼或是沒做什麼.<br><br>35. Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.<br>沒能打敗你的確實會讓你更堅強.<br><br>36. Growing old beats the alternative - dying young.<br>變老就等於戰勝了另一種選項 - 死得早.<br><br>37. Your children get only one childhood. Make it memorable.<br>你的孩子只有一個童年,讓這值得回憶<br><br>38. Read the Psalms. They cover every human emotion.<br>要讀聖經中的詩篇,其中蘊含所有人類的情感<br><br>39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.<br>每一天都要出門,奇蹟在四處等著.<br><br>40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else's, we'd grab ours back.<br>如果我們大家把自己的問題都丟成一堆,然後看看其他人的,相信我們還是會把自己的撿回來.<br><br>41. Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.<br>不用去稽核人生,現在就展現自己做最大的發揮<br><br>42. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.<br>任何沒有用、不美、或不悅的都丟掉.<br><br>43. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.<br>到頭來所有最重要的事是你曾愛過<br><br>44. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.<br>忌妒是在浪費時間,你已經擁有你所需要的了.<br><br>45. The best is yet to come.<br>最好的都還沒來.<br><br>46. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.<br>不管你感覺如何,起來,打扮好、展現自己<br><br>47. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.<br>深吸一口氣,它讓心智平靜.<br><br>48. If you don't ask, you don't get.<br>如果你不問,你就得不到<br><br>49. Yield.<br>謙讓<br><br>50. Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift.<br>人生不會打上蝴蝶結,然而它仍然是一份禮物.<br><br>==========================================================================================<br><br>這些心得多少都道出了一些人生的百態,若曾經是過來人或許會領悟得特別深,若尚未經歷或還看不懂的.. 那不妨就先記在心裏頭 , 待日後再來驗證 !🙂
<br>http://pfge-pfge.blogspot.com/2010/01/blog-post_31.html<br><br>高中版造句 :<br><br>有一天小明功課的題目是:能幹、樹幹、苦幹、實幹、匪幹、高幹、才幹、公幹、主幹。<br><br>結果隔天老師看小明的作業時.不由噴飯,因為....<br><br>能幹:我們的政府真的很無能,幹。<br><br>樹幹:內閣都做那麼久了,還是沒有半點建樹,幹。<br><br>苦幹:害我們小老百姓的生活都很辛苦,幹。<br><br>實幹:連那些保衛國家的軍人都不老實,幹。<br><br>匪幹:這些官員真的是土匪,幹。<br><br>高幹:台灣的物價指數越來越高,幹。<br><br>才幹:X X 黨都不會重用人才,幹。<br><br>公幹:把所有財產都充公,幹。<br><br>主幹:還騙我們說一切都是以民為主,幹。<br><br><br><br>師評:幹的好!!<br><br>---------------------------------------------<br>研究所版造句 :<br><br><br>能幹:馬英九真無能,幹!!!<br><br>樹幹:馬英九當市長,為了辦花博亂砍樹,幹!!!<br><br>苦幹:馬英九讓人民生活痛苦,幹!!!<br><br>實幹:馬英九說自己沒有綠卡,不誠實,幹!!!<br><br>匪幹:馬英九一上任就勾結共匪,幹!!!<br><br>高幹:馬英九執政之後,失業率那麼高,幹!!!<br><br>才幹:馬英九只會重用蠢才,幹!!!(我補充的。)<br><br>公幹:馬英九迫害阿扁,司法不公,幹!!!<br><br>主幹:馬英九一上任就毀了台灣民主,幹!!!<br><br><br><br>教授評:幹的太好了!!<br><br><br>
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